Grumpy T-shirts for grumpy people
Original grumpy-animal designs on T-shirts, hoodies and mugs. Pick a design, pick your region, and the shop prints it on demand and ships it to your door.
All designs 14
Every design that is on sale right now, shown on a model. Tap USA or Europe to open the T-shirt in your shop, or the name for both men's and women's fits.
Where to buy
Petty Pond has two official shops with the same designs. Choose the one for where you live.
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Frequently asked questions
Short answers about the designs, the shops and shipping.
What is Petty Pond?
Petty Pond is an independent brand of original grumpy-animal designs ("Grumpy goods for grumpy people"): a sarcastic frog, a retired tortoise, a sassy duck, a beaver dad and friends, printed on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs and gifts.
Where can I buy Petty Pond T-shirts?
In the two official Petty Pond shops: the US shop (prices in dollars) and the Europe shop (prices in euros). Every design on this page links straight to the T-shirt in both shops.
Which shop should I use?
Use the US shop if you live in the United States or North America, and the Europe shop if you live in Europe or the UK. Both shops have the same designs; available delivery countries and shipping costs are shown at checkout.
Who prints and ships the orders?
Orders are printed on demand and shipped by Spreadshirt, which runs both Petty Pond shops. Payment, delivery and returns follow the terms shown in the shop.
Are the designs only on T-shirts?
No. Every design is also on hoodies, sweatshirts, women's shirts, mugs, tote bags, aprons, water bottles and stickers. Choose "All products" on a design page, or switch product in the shop.
Do the designs work on other shirt colours?
Yes. Every design has its own outline and is made to look good on any garment colour you pick in the shop, not just black.
How often are new designs added?
Regularly. This page shows exactly the designs that are on sale in the shops right now (14 at the moment), including seasonal ones for Christmas and the holidays.